7 Signs You’re Called To Worship Ministry
It’s hard to know what God’s will is for your life. After all, it’s not like God left any kind of written instruction manual that uses specific statements like “This is God’s will for you.” Nope, we’re...
View ArticleHow To Become A Christian Internet Celebrity
So you want to be an internet celebrity, Christian? Of course you do. Everyone does. Who wouldn’t want to be famous? Well, you’re in luck, because we at The Babylon Bee know how to help you become a...
View ArticleThe 8 Pillars Of A Lit Youth Group
You’re not a legit New Testament church unless you’ve got a youth group. But not just any youth group will do. Teaching Bible stories on a flannelgraph board may have passed for biblical youth ministry...
View Article5 Tips For Launching An EXTREME Men’s Ministry
Do you want your men’s ministry to be lame? Then just keep having Bible studies and prayer breakfasts like you’ve been doing for years, and you’ll… … sorry, we fell asleep for a few minutes there just...
View Article5 Steps To A Totally ADORBS Women’s Ministry
So you’re a women’s leader, and you want to take your ministry to the next level. We’ve got you covered. If you follow these five steps, you can not only make your women’s ministry totally fetch, you...
View Article18 Reasons The Rapture Will Be In 2018
At some point, every believer has wondered if the Rapture is imminent. It’s only natural to ask if Jesus is coming back today, tomorrow, or in fifty years. Now, we know that Jesus told us we can’t know...
View ArticleWhat Should You Wear To Church? A Handy Guide For Each Denomination
Whether you’re visiting your parents’ stuffy old Baptist church or piling into the family minivan because the kids are begging to ride the roller coaster at the sleek new megachurch down the street,...
View Article7 Easy Steps For Disgraced Pastors To Get Back Into The Spotlight ASAP
Are you a pastor who just had a major scandal go public? Perhaps an affair, or some kind of moral failing hidden beneath the shiny surface of your life that disqualified you from being a pastor?...
View ArticleWhat Your Pastor’s Pulpit Says About His Theology
Show us a pulpit, and you’ve shown us everything we need to know about its pastor. In fact, our panel of theology experts on staff at The Babylon Bee have the God-given ability to judge with 99.97%...
View Article10 Awesome Baby Names Straight Out Of The Bible
Using biblical names used to be an easy way to prove to your friends and neighbors that you were a godly parent. Nowadays if you name your son Ezra or even Ezekiel, nobody assumes you have ever even...
View ArticleThe Babylon Bee’s Top Ten Books Of 2017
It’s that time of the year already! We’ve combed through thousands of works that have been published this season and now it’s time to count down the very best Christian books of 2017. With our...
View ArticleChristmas Gift Guide 2017
It’s getting close to Christmas—too close. If you haven’t wrapped up (pun!) your shopping by now, then you’re in big trouble. Well, you would have been, if you hadn’t clicked on this wonderful gift...
View Article10 Blatantly Obvious Christ Figures In The ‘Star Wars’ Universe
Anyone who’s ever watched a Star Wars film has pretty much already heard the gospel. After all, the films are chock-full of symbols and allegories that represent Jesus and His great sacrifice for...
View Article10 Possible 2020 Presidential Candidates To Watch
Well, it looks like putting Trump in the White House has opened the floodgates. With celebrities from Oprah to The Rock hinting at a presidential run, the 2020 race is shaping up to be a real hoot and...
View Article10 People Groups Jesus Didn’t Specifically Command Us To Love
Jesus was all about love in a lot of ways. He told us to love our neighbor, he told us to love our God. He even told us to love our enemies! Now that’s a lot of love going around. Thankfully, Jesus...
View Article9 Things You Can Give Up For Lent With Minimal Effort
Amateurs give up things for Lent that are near and dear to their hearts. Professionals give up meaningless things in order to look holy with the smallest possible effort. See the difference? Pick...
View ArticleThe TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible
The Bible is really long. Luckily for you, we at The Babylon Bee have studied our official company Scofield Reference Bible for the past 80 years in order to distill each of the 66 books down to a...
View Article9 EXTREME Games For Your Next Youth Group Meeting
If you don’t have a full set of extreme games on rotation for your church’s middle school through high schoolers, it’s not a biblical youth group. But old standbys like Steal the Bacon and Chubby Bunny...
View Article12 Surefire Methods For Standing Out From The Crowd During Church
You know what’s the literal worst? Going through all the trouble to put on your best clothes from Hollister, drive all the way to church, and worship the Lord Most High—only to realize later that not a...
View ArticleTop 7 Replacement Swears For True Christians
Even though you’re a good Christian, you probably get angry once in a while. Hey, shoot happens. But real believers know never to say a cuss word, even in their worst moments. Using the world’s most...
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